She is literally the coolest mother fucker on the planet. I rememebr seeing Elvira ‘mistress of the dark’ when i was really young. My uncle was basically a fucking pervert (dont judge this blog!) and he had all his porn on the bottom shelf of his ‘VHS’ collection. As a kid I always distinctly remember my eyes being drawn to that bottom shelf as it all seemed very exciting! One day I noticed Elvira on the shelf, and before I had a chance to stare my uncle said to my mum “Thats not a dirty one, he can even watch that” and with that at the age of about 6 Elvira had become my fave film. I borrowed it so much he bought me my own copy that christmas. 20 years on and I still know every single word to it, watch it once in a while and squeal at the thought of just how rad she is. As you can imagine I almost spunked my trunks today after seeing that she is gracing the cover of the current issue of Ponystep magazine. She is now in her 60’s and is still the most bad ass and most fucking awesome idol I could ever wish for! Unpleasant dreams!