My new favourite thing to do is hang out at the nudist beach! There is something massively naughty about lounging around with your dick out! Also it’s dead quiet and there are only ever fat old people there. It makes you feel like an Adonis! Yesterday swimming in the sea stark bollock naked was well fun. Every now and again I’d be brave and stand up! I AM MAN AND I HAVE COCK. Annoyingly I kept getting boners, I sunburnt my balls and the feeling of cold sea water against my bum hole freaked me the fuck out! But all in all it was fun. I also saw a really really old man with the hugest dick ever. I’m not sure if that was good or bad?! And yeah thats me.

My new favourite thing to do is hang out at the nudist beach! There is something massively naughty about lounging around with your dick out! Also it’s dead quiet and there are only ever fat old people there. It makes you feel like an Adonis! Yesterday swimming in the sea stark bollock naked was well fun. Every now and again I’d be brave and stand up! I AM MAN AND I HAVE COCK. Annoyingly I kept getting boners, I sunburnt my balls and the feeling of cold sea water against my bum hole freaked me the fuck out! But all in all it was fun. I also saw a really really old man with the hugest dick ever. I’m not sure if that was good or bad?!
And yeah thats me.

9 months ago

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    awesome :) I definitely will be trying this one day sooner than later hopefully
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    Haha, this post is perfect. Makes me almost have the courage to go to a nude beach (although, I’m pretty sure there...
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