I’m pretty sure having a big beard is more appealing to men than having a big cock! Yesterday I got asked out in a date in Tesco and a mate of mine (he’s gay) was chatting to me and suddenly said half way through conversation… “Fuck man. Your beard. It’s huge. Wow. It looks well hot on you!” Also Tim has been telling me how hot I look with it AND we’ve had sex almost everyday. I’m aiming to grow it so big everyone finds me irresistible and just faint when they see it. Not so hot when half my dinner is stuck in it but ya know. It’s risk I have to take to be irresistible. Look into to the beeeard… You are feeling sleeeeeepy…

I’m pretty sure having a big beard is more appealing to men than having a big cock! Yesterday I got asked out in a date in Tesco and a mate of mine (he’s gay) was chatting to me and suddenly said half way through conversation… “Fuck man. Your beard. It’s huge. Wow. It looks well hot on you!” Also Tim has been telling me how hot I look with it AND we’ve had sex almost everyday. I’m aiming to grow it so big everyone finds me irresistible and just faint when they see it. Not so hot when half my dinner is stuck in it but ya know. It’s risk I have to take to be irresistible. Look into to the beeeard… You are feeling sleeeeeepy…

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    can’t resist the beard
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    I want a boyfriend who looks like him.
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