I’m such a dick. I just can’t throw away stuff! These are my last 3 condoms. They’re almost certainly out of date. I can’t remember the last time I even wore one. I’ve been carrying these around with me for about 4 years now. That one with the guy on especially! But considering I’ve never had a one night stand and most my sexual escapades (of which are minimal and usually happen in club toilets where condoms are basically given away!) I have never really needed them but I always have some in the bathroom incase my flatmate brings a guy home and doesn’t have any. Oh god that reminds me of a great story about a guy my flatmate shagged. I’ll tell you that another day! Anyway these bad boys are being thrown away today. I feel really sad. But considering they are now covered in shampoo and heartburn tablet crumbs and out of date, and weirdly small, I should say my goodbyes. I even washed them in the sink and suddenly realised what I was doing. But I never did get to use them. Haha, I’m such a twat! But with this blog post they are now immortalised and shall never be forgotten.Bye guys it’s been great… But would of probably been better if I’d ever been lucky enough to actually use you

I’m such a dick. I just can’t throw away stuff! These are my last 3 condoms. They’re almost certainly out of date. I can’t remember the last time I even wore one. I’ve been carrying these around with me for about 4 years now. That one with the guy on especially! But considering I’ve never had a one night stand and most my sexual escapades (of which are minimal and usually happen in club toilets where condoms are basically given away!) I have never really needed them but I always have some in the bathroom incase my flatmate brings a guy home and doesn’t have any. Oh god that reminds me of a great story about a guy my flatmate shagged. I’ll tell you that another day! Anyway these bad boys are being thrown away today. I feel really sad. But considering they are now covered in shampoo and heartburn tablet crumbs and out of date, and weirdly small, I should say my goodbyes. I even washed them in the sink and suddenly realised what I was doing. But I never did get to use them. Haha, I’m such a twat! But with this blog post they are now immortalised and shall never be forgotten.Bye guys it’s been great… But would of probably been better if I’d ever been lucky enough to actually use you

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  2. margueriteperrin666 said: You should have worn them while wanking and cum inside them! That way they’re used
  3. t-e-l-e-p-a-t-h-y said: Hahah
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