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Oh one last thing… I took this picture this morning of my bulge. It looks well impressive. And I swear this is just dick. No socks or funny business, just my good ol trusty wang. I’m currently being interviewed for a little gay fanzine called crotch where I’m basically banging on about my cock and my life and stuff. I wanna try and get some proper pics done to accompany the issue but I’m not sure how most photographers would feel about me casually flopping my dick out! I’ll just stick to my low fi budget porno pics you all seem to dig! Night all! x
Not the greatest of pictures admittedly. But I’d just woken up and gone for a piss when I noticed my cock looked really big!
I got a new phone. I shall use it to call my mother and upload pictures of my junk to my blog. I’m disgraceful.
Last week Tim started taking some photos on my iPad while we were fucking. He liked this one and so I’ve put it up! Lately I’ve become even more horny than usual. I don’t know why. I wanked for three hours yesterday. And my dick isn’t even aching. Tim has just come back to bed. I’m gonna try and be cute and see if I can hypnotise him with my charms so we can fuck. Wish me luck.
Over the past year I have gained one of the best friends I could ever wish for. This is Liam. We like drink and drugs and showing people our cocks. Together we also possess the power to make straight men get their dicks out for us. He is fucking ace.
Well today is my birthday! I am now 27 years OLD! Thankfully I still have a large penis! Swings and roundabouts!
I remember valentines days just being a day where I wanted to get drunk and stab people in the throat. But now it’s not so bad. Last year was mine and Tims First valentines. I decided to organise it as he had never had one before. His ex’s didn’t agree with it. (I’m all for fucking and eating chocolate) I wanted to come up with a good idea that he would love. Tim is notoriously rather hard to please, He’s grateful and wonderful but he rarely gets excited. Xmas day he had to help my open the iPad he bought me because I was shaking so much with excitement. Now Tim loves to watch films. Tim loves anything to do with Zombies, Tim also loves me, me being naked and my cock! So I came up with a little idea. After an entire day of prep I watched Tim downstairs come into the flat after work. I turned all the lights off and waited behind the door. As he I walked in, still pitch black, I began to make loud zombie noises and chased him around the flat stark bollock naked in head to toe (and cock!) zombie make up. Fake blood and even prosthetic skin. I then chased him into the bedroom where I’d thrown (literally thrown!) 200 packets of Lovehearts everywhere. I Filled the room with heart shaped red balloons and lit by candle light! After Tim had stopped laughing and saying “oh my god” I had a shower and cooked Tim a 3 course meal, we then got stoned and had sex! I’m still quite smug about that day, his little face was a picture! We still find packets of Lovehearts a year on and it makes us smile. Its that time again and I need to try top that this year. FML.
(Source: deathanddumd, via trotbags)
I’ve joined BUTT magazines online profile website thing. It seemed like a good move. Hopefully someone will find me from BUTT, or any other gay magazine or website and ask me to write for them… or just get my Wang out. I think I’d really like that. There seem to be a lot of young professionals and people in the media industry floating around on there so I’m hoping that I might get found! Judging by what you have all said and the crazy amount of followers I have, young benders like us just want to see a man rant about life and sex, make you laugh and show off his big dick. Well I’m ya man. And here is me!… http://www.buttmagazine.com/buttheads/20616/
Well I got to 2000 followers last night. Thank you all kindly. If only my dick was a little bigger, I could personally thank every last one of you and give you a piece. However… I quite like my cock as it is and so do you lot by the sounds of it! Happy weekend everyone! X
