So as promised this week we will be getting to know the gorgeous boys who have helped me out for this little competition. First Up we have a wonderful boy who resides in East London and goes by the name of Sina Sparrow. Illustrator by day and DJ by night, this multitasking hunk of a homo captures moments, thoughts and loves in his awesome style of pop punk illustration. His glorious website BoyCrazyBoy shows a collection of his illustration work. I love him and when I asked him if he would be interested in creating some magic for the competition he jumped at the chance. What a babe.





I was lucky enough to catch up with Sina recently and even luckier to be added to BoyCrazyBoy hall of fame. Swoon! So here it is! We can also reveal that this is one of the prizes up for grabs! The main winner and then the 10 lucky runners up will also receive a print of this exclusive Sina Sparrow illustration.  Not only does it have me and my dick on it. (My dick looks awesome btw. Nice one Sina!) It also has fucking Frankenstein with a massive dick and ELVIRA! Could you ask for more?! Remember all you need to do is REBLOG this competition post for a chance to win. Now sit back, get comfortable  and lets have a little chat with Mr Sina Sparrow.




Hello Sina! How are you today?!


Hey, I’m really tired just now, I was DJing two nights in a row - Friday night at Power Lunches in Dalston and Saturday evening at my party, Debbie, in Bethnal Green.

So you are an illustrator right? Tell us a little bit about yourself. 
Yes apart from the DJing I am an illustrator and comics artist. My comics and drawings are mainly autobiographical and deal with my life, my fantasies and my experiences, and my main themes are love, sex, and relationships.

What inspires you?
My friends, their experiences and my own; music and pop culture; mythology and magic.

You’re a very prolific artist, how to motivate yourself?
It’s a struggle because I always have so much to do, but in the end it;’s about deciding what you want to do the most and setting boundaries that allow you to devote time to your art. Last year I read this amazing book called “The Artist’s Way” by Julia Cameron that really helped me set those boundaries and helped motivate me.

What’s your most proudest achievement?
I don’t know if I just have one, but I think I’m really proud of my diary drawings and diary comics, and I’m proud of my dance party Debbie.

Your work is very self reflective. I love how you can show certain vulnerability in a lot of your art. Is that something you do intentional or natural way of working?
It’s really important to me to be as honest as I can in my work and if that means making myself vulnerable I want to be brave and “go there.” I think a lot of art about sex and relationships often rings a bit false to me, because I don’t think the artists are maybe telling it like it is as much as they could? But it is scary to go there. So I’d say it’s both a natural way of working AND something I have to work at, to stay as honest as I can.

You DJ in London too don’t you. So what do you enjoy more DJING or drawing?!
Well they are very very different! Drawing is something that’s very quiet and solitary and personal, and at the same time you’re really exposing part of yourself to people, and hopefully it makes people think or amuses them but probably in quite a quiet way. DJing is kind of more of a extroverted performance and you’re sharing music with people and most of the time just making them want to dance! Not to say that can’t also be very emotional but it’s very different so I can’t pick!

If you were trying to bag me as your man *swoon* and made me a 10track mix tape what would be the playlist?
Shirelles - Will you love me tomorrow?
Martha Wainwright - When the Day is Short
Aimee Mann - Video
Kate Bush - Be Kind To My Mistakes
Gillian Welch - Revelator
Emmylou Harris - Little Bird
Joni Mitchell - Rainy Night House
Alison Krauss - I Don’t Believe You’ve Met My Baby
Wolf Parade - This Heart’s on Fire
Arcade Fire - Neighborhood no. 1 - Tunnels

Actually most of these songs are really fucking sad, but I think they’re all really beautiful, I don’t know if it would work in order to woo you but it’d probably give you a glimpse into my heart!

If you could recommend one record and one movie that would help us get to know you better what would it be?
Ohhhh mannnnn…. these questions are HARD! But they’re really good. There are so many records and so many movies I have really loved. Maybe Kate & Anna McGarrigle’s first album, which I think is a really beautiful record. As for movies, I’d say Elvira, Desperately Seeking Susan or Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion for my more playful side and Hellraiser, Mulholland Drive and Vertigo for the dark, complicated stuff. See how I cheated and just recommended 6 movies?

What are you top 5 prize possessions?
My Mac, my sketchbook, my jockstrap, my hotpants and my knee socks.

3 things you look for in a dream Man?
Someone a bit domineering and dirty but mainly very sweet; someone a bit creative and thoughtful; someone honest and open.

So you’re a fan of my blog? 
Yes Sir I certainly am!


When did you first discover Death and Dumb?

Pretty recently when I saw you’d reblogged some of my art and written about how you wanted me to draw you! I started reading the blog and I loved how honest you are when you write about your feelings and your relationship.

What is it that keeps you coming back to the blog?
Just that, the fact that you’re honest and open. The dirty pictures are obviously nice as well.

So you are going to be illustrating me for our winners! Are you looking forward to it? And what can we expect to see! ;)
I am looking forward to it, and I hope I can do something sexy that you’re happy with.

Well I’m glad I have you on board as a fan and also honoured you’re part of this little competition!
Thankyou Sina, you BABE! X
Thank YOU x


What a guy! 
So as promised this week we will be getting to know the gorgeous boys who have helped me out for this little competition. First Up we have a wonderful boy who resides in East London and goes by the name of Sina Sparrow. Illustrator by day and DJ by night, this multitasking hunk of a homo captures moments, thoughts and loves in his awesome style of pop punk illustration. His glorious website BoyCrazyBoy shows a collection of his illustration work. I love him and when I asked him if he would be interested in creating some magic for the competition he jumped at the chance. What a babe.

I was lucky enough to catch up with Sina recently and even luckier to be added to BoyCrazyBoy hall of fame. Swoon! So here it is! We can also reveal that this is one of the prizes up for grabs! The main winner and then the 10 lucky runners up will also receive a print of this exclusive Sina Sparrow illustration.  Not only does it have me and my dick on it. (My dick looks awesome btw. Nice one Sina!) It also has fucking Frankenstein with a massive dick and ELVIRA! Could you ask for more?! Remember all you need to do is REBLOG this competition post for a chance to win. Now sit back, get comfortable  and lets have a little chat with Mr Sina Sparrow.

Hello Sina! How are you today?!
Hey, I’m really tired just now, I was DJing two nights in a row - Friday night at Power Lunches in Dalston and Saturday evening at my party, Debbie, in Bethnal Green.
So you are an illustrator right? Tell us a little bit about yourself. 
Yes apart from the DJing I am an illustrator and comics artist. My comics and drawings are mainly autobiographical and deal with my life, my fantasies and my experiences, and my main themes are love, sex, and relationships.
What inspires you?
My friends, their experiences and my own; music and pop culture; mythology and magic.
You’re a very prolific artist, how to motivate yourself?
It’s a struggle because I always have so much to do, but in the end it;’s about deciding what you want to do the most and setting boundaries that allow you to devote time to your art. Last year I read this amazing book called “The Artist’s Way” by Julia Cameron that really helped me set those boundaries and helped motivate me.
What’s your most proudest achievement?
I don’t know if I just have one, but I think I’m really proud of my diary drawings and diary comics, and I’m proud of my dance party Debbie.
Your work is very self reflective. I love how you can show certain vulnerability in a lot of your art. Is that something you do intentional or natural way of working?
It’s really important to me to be as honest as I can in my work and if that means making myself vulnerable I want to be brave and “go there.” I think a lot of art about sex and relationships often rings a bit false to me, because I don’t think the artists are maybe telling it like it is as much as they could? But it is scary to go there. So I’d say it’s both a natural way of working AND something I have to work at, to stay as honest as I can.
You DJ in London too don’t you. So what do you enjoy more DJING or drawing?!
Well they are very very different! Drawing is something that’s very quiet and solitary and personal, and at the same time you’re really exposing part of yourself to people, and hopefully it makes people think or amuses them but probably in quite a quiet way. DJing is kind of more of a extroverted performance and you’re sharing music with people and most of the time just making them want to dance! Not to say that can’t also be very emotional but it’s very different so I can’t pick!
If you were trying to bag me as your man *swoon* and made me a 10track mix tape what would be the playlist?
Shirelles - Will you love me tomorrow?
Martha Wainwright - When the Day is Short
Aimee Mann - Video
Kate Bush - Be Kind To My Mistakes
Gillian Welch - Revelator
Emmylou Harris - Little Bird
Joni Mitchell - Rainy Night House
Alison Krauss - I Don’t Believe You’ve Met My Baby
Wolf Parade - This Heart’s on Fire
Arcade Fire - Neighborhood no. 1 - Tunnels
Actually most of these songs are really fucking sad, but I think they’re all really beautiful, I don’t know if it would work in order to woo you but it’d probably give you a glimpse into my heart!
If you could recommend one record and one movie that would help us get to know you better what would it be?
Ohhhh mannnnn…. these questions are HARD! But they’re really good. There are so many records and so many movies I have really loved. Maybe Kate & Anna McGarrigle’s first album, which I think is a really beautiful record. As for movies, I’d say Elvira, Desperately Seeking Susan or Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion for my more playful side and Hellraiser, Mulholland Drive and Vertigo for the dark, complicated stuff. See how I cheated and just recommended 6 movies?
What are you top 5 prize possessions?
My Mac, my sketchbook, my jockstrap, my hotpants and my knee socks.
3 things you look for in a dream Man?
Someone a bit domineering and dirty but mainly very sweet; someone a bit creative and thoughtful; someone honest and open.
So you’re a fan of my blog? 
Yes Sir I certainly am!
When did you first discover Death and Dumb?
Pretty recently when I saw you’d reblogged some of my art and written about how you wanted me to draw you! I started reading the blog and I loved how honest you are when you write about your feelings and your relationship.
What is it that keeps you coming back to the blog?
Just that, the fact that you’re honest and open. The dirty pictures are obviously nice as well.
So you are going to be illustrating me for our winners! Are you looking forward to it? And what can we expect to see! ;)
I am looking forward to it, and I hope I can do something sexy that you’re happy with.
Well I’m glad I have you on board as a fan and also honoured you’re part of this little competition!
Thankyou Sina, you BABE! X
Thank YOU x
What a guy! 
Now thats much more like it! My big hard penis. Yay! And now I’ve got all this bad beef off my chest we can all have a little more fun right! So the competition is still running and today we will be adding another poster for you to blog, same story, reblog to win and should be with you by the end of today! Sorry about the rants this morning but me getting all that shit out of my head is a good way to start the day! And thats why I love you all! YOU FUCKIN BABEZ. xxx

Now thats much more like it! My big hard penis. Yay! And now I’ve got all this bad beef off my chest we can all have a little more fun right! So the competition is still running and today we will be adding another poster for you to blog, same story, reblog to win and should be with you by the end of today! Sorry about the rants this morning but me getting all that shit out of my head is a good way to start the day! And thats why I love you all! YOU FUCKIN BABEZ. xxx

So a couple of weeks ago I received my first gift from a fan! I was told to put a wish list up through my Cam4 profile and so far I’ve been sent loads of awesome stuff! This has to be the best thing yet! The complete works of Tom of Finland and its fucking huge! Way too expensive for me to buy but one of babes sent it too me after watching one of my shows! What a fucking babe! This makes its even more important that I sort out this COMPETITION so I can start giving something back to you wonderful lot! Get reblogging the competition post and next week I’ll reveal more info on how to win some cool shot from me! 

So a couple of weeks ago I received my first gift from a fan! I was told to put a wish list up through my Cam4 profile and so far I’ve been sent loads of awesome stuff! This has to be the best thing yet! The complete works of Tom of Finland and its fucking huge! Way too expensive for me to buy but one of babes sent it too me after watching one of my shows! What a fucking babe! This makes its even more important that I sort out this COMPETITION so I can start giving something back to you wonderful lot! Get reblogging the competition post and next week I’ll reveal more info on how to win some cool shot from me! 

This me me and my post sex glow! I’m always happy after sex, still covered in cum! I realise it is only 9am on a Monday morning but heck! It is my Death and Dumb birthday! Yaaaay!

This me me and my post sex glow! I’m always happy after sex, still covered in cum! I realise it is only 9am on a Monday morning but heck! It is my Death and Dumb birthday! Yaaaay!

Mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the… DICK!

Mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the… DICK!

This is my ass. I am an ass.

This is my ass. I am an ass.

No matter what your dick size is, we all have “big” days. Today I am having a big day! Even I was shocked at the size of my peen. Hooray for big days.

No matter what your dick size is, we all have “big” days. Today I am having a big day! Even I was shocked at the size of my peen. Hooray for big days.

Somehow, despite my complete lack of exercise over the past few months I’ve managed to keep off the gut. My body ain’t looking that bad. The size of my dick give the illusion my belly is quite small! It’s payday Friday and so I’m back on the whole healthy eating, muscle building, beefcake wannabe-ing! I must get fit and sexy so I can look half as good as that guy Exterface sent me in the mail! We’ll see!

Somehow, despite my complete lack of exercise over the past few months I’ve managed to keep off the gut. My body ain’t looking that bad. The size of my dick give the illusion my belly is quite small! It’s payday Friday and so I’m back on the whole healthy eating, muscle building, beefcake wannabe-ing! I must get fit and sexy so I can look half as good as that guy Exterface sent me in the mail! We’ll see!

Omg. Just remembered I bought some new fucking trainers yesterday. YES! *punches sky

Omg. Just remembered I bought some new fucking trainers yesterday. YES! *punches sky

…and penis.

…and penis.

It’s ace doing cam shows! I’ve been doing loads of them and they’re pretty fun. I’ve had a few nasty cunts online that just like to hurl abuse at me. I Never really understand that though, they’ve decided to watch me and then have a go at me! But it’s always awesome when the other guys and girls have my back. I got told I was disabled last week. To which I replied ”Your Mamma will be when I fuck her with this dick” That shut the cunt up! Most of my watchers are fucking ace though! It’s always nice to see some of you guys pop up too! Oh and the funniest thing, this big ass scary transsexual felt it necessary to point out to me that “It’s DEAF and dumb, NOT death and dumb” …and for all this time I got it wrong… help me god! 

It’s ace doing cam shows! I’ve been doing loads of them and they’re pretty fun. I’ve had a few nasty cunts online that just like to hurl abuse at me. I Never really understand that though, they’ve decided to watch me and then have a go at me! But it’s always awesome when the other guys and girls have my back. I got told I was disabled last week. To which I replied ”Your Mamma will be when I fuck her with this dick” That shut the cunt up! Most of my watchers are fucking ace though! It’s always nice to see some of you guys pop up too! Oh and the funniest thing, this big ass scary transsexual felt it necessary to point out to me that “It’s DEAF and dumb, NOT death and dumb” …and for all this time I got it wrong… help me god! 

Here you go you lot. A “proper pic of my cock!” Cherish it.

Here you go you lot. A “proper pic of my cock!” Cherish it.

Doing cam shows are funny shit! I’ve been asked some weird stuff. My favourite so far has got to be the French guy who asked “Can you put your enormous throbbing penis inside my tight hairy hole… And fill me up with piss until I pop” I had to try not laugh myself into a coma. It’s hilarious. I think this might have to be a regular feature on the blog! Maybe I could explore the science behind such fantasies. Can a man actually pop from being pissed in? Haha. Oh My days!

Doing cam shows are funny shit! I’ve been asked some weird stuff. My favourite so far has got to be the French guy who asked “Can you put your enormous throbbing penis inside my tight hairy hole… And fill me up with piss until I pop” I had to try not laugh myself into a coma. It’s hilarious. I think this might have to be a regular feature on the blog! Maybe I could explore the science behind such fantasies. Can a man actually pop from being pissed in? Haha. Oh My days!

I’m smuggling puppies in my briefs. I wish. Imagine that as a job. Actually smuggling little puppies around in your pants. Maybe not… That’s a bit weird isn’t it.

I’m smuggling puppies in my briefs. I wish. Imagine that as a job. Actually smuggling little puppies around in your pants. Maybe not… That’s a bit weird isn’t it.

As I promised on twitter here is me in my kigurumi Tim got me. I Must remember to always wear boxers with it. However when I am dead and rotten i hope All thats left is my skeleton and my dick!

As I promised on twitter here is me in my kigurumi Tim got me. I Must remember to always wear boxers with it. However when I am dead and rotten i hope All thats left is my skeleton and my dick!