I was lucky enough to catch up with Sina recently and even luckier to be added to BoyCrazyBoy hall of fame. Swoon! So here it is! We can also reveal that this is one of the prizes up for grabs! The main winner and then the 10 lucky runners up will also receive a print of this exclusive Sina Sparrow illustration. Not only does it have me and my dick on it. (My dick looks awesome btw. Nice one Sina!) It also has fucking Frankenstein with a massive dick and ELVIRA! Could you ask for more?! Remember all you need to do is REBLOG this competition post for a chance to win. Now sit back, get comfortable and lets have a little chat with Mr Sina Sparrow.
Now thats much more like it! My big hard penis. Yay! And now I’ve got all this bad beef off my chest we can all have a little more fun right! So the competition is still running and today we will be adding another poster for you to blog, same story, reblog to win and should be with you by the end of today! Sorry about the rants this morning but me getting all that shit out of my head is a good way to start the day! And thats why I love you all! YOU FUCKIN BABEZ. xxx
Well. Why not ehh! I guess I need to start practicing for my Cam shows. Last week I had a few practice runs and logged onto a few chat room and tried to be sexy and all horny and like those hot boys on Cam4! FAIL! You know the ones I mean, they are fucking pros man! Serious! I tried to look all sexy as fuck and just ended up forgetting I was on cam and pissing about like a twat! No wonder I didn’t get any tokens! Anyway practice makes perfect I guess. And I am far from perfect!
As promised here is a photo of me in my Hotel with my dick out! It looks distinctly like some doggy Guys With iPhones pic but it was taken at 6am this morning in our hotel bathroom as I was trying to leave the room. Considering just how incredibly ill I felt, and how rough I look, my cock looks massive so it’s a keeper! Yay!
There is always something getting in the way of a work out. It doesn’t help that lifting weights always seem to make me horny and so a work out usually involves removing all my clothes and then a couple of wanks too. Nowt worse than a big old dick getting caught on things.
Haha. So I should explain myself a bit. Monday night after a lovely evening of very cheap whiskey and numerous shots. I had suddenly become wrecked. On a school night. I then decide, like any drunk man rightly would, that I need to eat and I need to eat a lot and it must be NOW. This took me to closest food establishment. SUBWAY. Yes! I was outside having a fag waiting to go in, and this was at like 2.30am and so after the local faggot club had emptied Subway had basically become a thriving hub of angry lesbians. And within 5 mins and some crazy ass bull dyke shouting “she’s chatting up my cunting misses!” She then launched herself into subway head butting and kicking her way through around 30 people. Now I hate missing out on all the fun. And so dived straight in! It was also the perfect time dive in the que and get to the front. Admittedly with the risk of loosing a few teeth or gaining some hair extensions round my feet! But then it all got a little cray cray and so I decided that as a huge crowd of people had come to the window to watch I’d defuse the situation, bring light to the homo rage. And decided to slide down my jeans and press my bare ass up against the window for the crowds to see. I often forget I have a tattoo in my butt that reads “Fuck it” but it seemed to go down pretty well. Especially to my mates who were all stood outside. Wonderful, that’s was until the undercover police arrived and dragged me outside for indecent exposure! All the lesbians had run away leaving me just moments from gaining my footlong and I was the one that got caught! Absolute mother fuckers! Turns out I just got a warning. I like to think I could charm the pants off of anyone and so when I said to the police man “Nice ass though wasn’t it!” He responded “Yeah it was nice, not too hairy!” Fuck yeah! I’ve still got it!
Getting bigger. I am looking forward to not having to flex my arms for them to look remotely muscular. Dick isn’t getting any bigger though… Thank fuck!
I know this is really knobby of me but I don’t care. After 27 years I am finally confident enough to say I like my body and ever more confident enough to show it off. I know Tim will be really proud of me for posting this as he know how hung up I am about it. And yes I know I’m no dreamboat but its getting there. The hard work is finally starting to show. I’m well chuffed. It’s a work in progress. It’s funny as I’ve had 3 serious relationships. And Tim is the only guy who has always made me take my top off in front of him. My first boyfriend I was with for 2 years and he never saw me topless. But not anymore. I am a MAN!
Also a huge shout out to my boy Mr Calvin Klein for making a pair of pants that can hold everything. EVEN a boner. This is a big day for me. I’m going to have a woody all day long just because I can. Ha!
Tim tends to go crackers for my cock when it gets mega hard and he can feel the tip of my dick throb in his mouth. Just sayin.
It’s important to let your penis hang free after a long day at work. In fact anytime it’s important to just get your cock out. Imagine if we all walked around with our dicks out. Fuck, what a wonderful thought. I have a feeling I would make a lot more friends that day!