And so I’ve been doing this stupid squat challenge thing. My ass still looks below average however if my fucking thighs get any bigger I’m not going to fit them into my skinny jeans. Goddammit.
To celebrate two years of Death and Dumb, this month we have teamed up with a few very special fans to say a big THANKYOU to you guys for sitting through endless posts of nonsense and repeatedly having to look at my cock. One winner will get their filthy hands on some awesome stuff from the likes of NOOKA, BIG BOY VINTAGE, and EXTERFACE. As well and some incredible pieces of artwork from DANNY BRITO and SINA SPARROW. SWOON! Also 10 runners up will receive a few special treats from me and then another 100 lucky people other will win some Death and Dumb stickers for you to deface your towns with.
All you need to do is REBLOG this image as many times as you can. Tweet the fuck out of it with the hash tag #DEATHANDDUMB and in a few weeks time the winners will be hand picked by myself and some goodies could be on their way to you!
GOOD LUCK YOU BABES! Love D&D x
So I joined Vine! Any excuse to get my knob out! Check out my new Andrew Christian pants a fan sent me! Shame I have the body of Andrew Lloyd Webber, but at least my dick can bounce around like a puppy on a trampoline all day long!
Now thats much more like it! My big hard penis. Yay! And now I’ve got all this bad beef off my chest we can all have a little more fun right! So the competition is still running and today we will be adding another poster for you to blog, same story, reblog to win and should be with you by the end of today! Sorry about the rants this morning but me getting all that shit out of my head is a good way to start the day! And thats why I love you all! YOU FUCKIN BABEZ. xxx
So this is what is look like with a trunk. Well, I kinda do look this this from below. It is my trunk! So this morning is no exception when it comes to morning wood. This is what woke me up. God damn penis.
So a couple of weeks ago I received my first gift from a fan! I was told to put a wish list up through my Cam4 profile and so far I’ve been sent loads of awesome stuff! This has to be the best thing yet! The complete works of Tom of Finland and its fucking huge! Way too expensive for me to buy but one of babes sent it too me after watching one of my shows! What a fucking babe! This makes its even more important that I sort out this COMPETITION so I can start giving something back to you wonderful lot! Get reblogging the competition post and next week I’ll reveal more info on how to win some cool shot from me!
This me me and my post sex glow! I’m always happy after sex, still covered in cum! I realise it is only 9am on a Monday morning but heck! It is my Death and Dumb birthday! Yaaaay!
No matter what your dick size is, we all have “big” days. Today I am having a big day! Even I was shocked at the size of my peen. Hooray for big days.
Somehow, despite my complete lack of exercise over the past few months I’ve managed to keep off the gut. My body ain’t looking that bad. The size of my dick give the illusion my belly is quite small! It’s payday Friday and so I’m back on the whole healthy eating, muscle building, beefcake wannabe-ing! I must get fit and sexy so I can look half as good as that guy Exterface sent me in the mail! We’ll see!
It’s ace doing cam shows! I’ve been doing loads of them and they’re pretty fun. I’ve had a few nasty cunts online that just like to hurl abuse at me. I Never really understand that though, they’ve decided to watch me and then have a go at me! But it’s always awesome when the other guys and girls have my back. I got told I was disabled last week. To which I replied ”Your Mamma will be when I fuck her with this dick” That shut the cunt up! Most of my watchers are fucking ace though! It’s always nice to see some of you guys pop up too! Oh and the funniest thing, this big ass scary transsexual felt it necessary to point out to me that “It’s DEAF and dumb, NOT death and dumb” …and for all this time I got it wrong… help me god!